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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  To those few women who do this

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  Halloween Spaghetti

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  My girlfriend has been away When she comes back I imagine it will look like this

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  The most tactful way I have seen to deter hotel theft

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  I am proving her right every time

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  I like my pasta at a m

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  Testing