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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  That evil smile

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  nice surfe table

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  Witnessed a Lion King moment while on a hike

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  This is what happens when stick a bar of soap in the microwave

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  Halloween Spaghetti

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  Jackie from That s Show displays my own character so well

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  This was my mom when I was in high school

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  The most tactful way I have seen to deter hotel theft