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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  Seriously do not get upset about this

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  Every time I break the perforation

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  funy test

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  Testing

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  I am a year old guy After years of forever alone two things I never thought I would see