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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  I do not always talk to girls I like

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  Visited my years old grandfather cottage did not know he got a huge bald eagle

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  I like my pasta at a m

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  Every time I break the perforation

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  That evil smile

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  My girlfriend has been away When she comes back I imagine it will look like this