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  I like my pasta at a m

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  So you made a small purchase from Amazon

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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  So I got my licence today

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  I am a year old guy After years of forever alone two things I never thought I would see

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  To those few women who do this

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  Poor Aquaman