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  I am proving her right every time

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  Every time I break the perforation

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  Poor Aquaman

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  My girlfriend has been away When she comes back I imagine it will look like this

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  The most tactful way I have seen to deter hotel theft

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  I think some teenagers need to learn this

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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  Woow What boy