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  My girlfriend has been away When she comes back I imagine it will look like this

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  I do not always talk to girls I like

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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  I am proving her right every time

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  I was sweating bullets

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  Oh and then I laughed like an idiot

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  Needless to say I will be ordering from this site again

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  How old is that human being